"The first draft is just you telling yourself the story."
— Terry Pratchett (via cleverhelp)
"The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of a mob breaking down the front door, the scream of fire engines, or the realization that today is the Monday which on Friday night was a comfortably long way off. A dog’s wet nose is not strictly speaking the worst of the bunch, but it has its own peculiar dreadfulness, which connoisseurs of the ghastly and dog owners everywhere have come to know as dread. It’s like having a small piece of defrosting liver pressed lovingly against you."
— Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures (via viktorhihello)
"Bad spelling can be lethal. For example, the greedy Seriph of Al-Ybi was cursed by a badly-educated deity and for some days everything he touched turned to Glod, which happened to be the name of a small dwarf from a mountain community hundreds of miles away who found himself magically dragged to the kingdom and relentlessly duplicated. Some two thousand Glods later the spell wore off. These days, the people of Al-Ybi are renowned for being remarkably short and bad-tempered."
— Terry Pratchett (Witches Abroad)
"It will certainly show what our ancestors would be thinking if they were alive today. People have often speculated about this. Would they approve of modern society, they ask, would they marvel at present-day achievements? And of course this misses a fundamental point. What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: ‘Why is it so dark in here?’"
Terry Pratchett, Pyramids (via discworldquotes)

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

Tonight, I'll be crooked

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takeoffyourpantsbitches:

pimposaur:

In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.

Beautiful

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ronaldkn0x:

one day i was cleaning my car and my dog bree just sat in the back making this face the whole time

Oh my god

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  1. Camera: LG Electronics, Inc. LG-VN250

Conceptual Trailers // YG Rookies 2014

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