"You’ve got an awfully kissable mouth."
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, Bernice Bobs Her Hair - via fitzgeraldquotes (via perfect)

dutchster:

trying to sleep during the summer

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"Bambi" (1942)

(Source: missmarlenedietrich)

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

clannyphantom:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

that makes them sound like theyre guarding something valuable

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grawly:

grawly:

grawly:

remember that old fad where people would lay down on the moving rails between two escalators and spin around 

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i should point out people have broken the escalators in doing this

permguerrero:

memes are people too 
permguerrero:

memes are people too 
permguerrero:

memes are people too 
permguerrero:

memes are people too 
permguerrero:

memes are people too 
permguerrero:

memes are people too 
permguerrero:

memes are people too 
permguerrero:

memes are people too 
permguerrero:

memes are people too 
permguerrero:

memes are people too 

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

(Source: deezyville)

aduhm:

I say this is an honest debate. Because what’s standardly the back of your hand could also technically be the front.

(Source: octopussoir-)

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much
sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

(Source: brokenimagephotos)

(Source: cannolis)

hauntbear:

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Picture of some fuckboy getting drafted into the skeleton war

(I have a folder with tons of skelly pictures,I am well prepared)

prepare the fuckboy

disminucion:

Into the light, Jaewoon U

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark II
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/1000th
  4. Focal Length: 28mm

(Source: garlicwhisper)