vinebox:

Bikini Bottom just got real

vinebox:

Bikini Bottom just got real

"Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, “Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.”"

[x] (via newzerokaneda)

Between this and the story about him reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald re dick size, I’m developing a picture of Hemingway as the mother hen of the disaffected white male literary set of the early 20th century.

(via alaindelons)

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

vistale:

This bathtub in the house of Mexican drug lord Joaquin “Chapo” Guzman leads to an underground tunnel and exits through the city’s drainage system.

unexplained-events:

Colombia’s Haunted Hotel del Salto. It was abandoned due to the river contamination nearby and is now a popular place to commit suicide(since its really high up). Whether or not it’s actually haunted, this is the most haunted looking building I have ever seen.

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

(Source: gifsofanimalsinfilm)

queenofawkward27:

Yeah so I made a thing. Idk I was just bored and wanted to add some variety to the people I draw so I tried to make these with characteristics I dont see as much in what I draw.
Ok so  was thinking about girls for most of the time I made these but they’re pretty versatile so I guess you could do  whatever I don’t really care.
And if you use this to draw something you post tag me in it with #queenofawkward27 cuz I’m curious to see the results

queenofawkward27:

Yeah so I made a thing. Idk I was just bored and wanted to add some variety to the people I draw so I tried to make these with characteristics I dont see as much in what I draw.

Ok so  was thinking about girls for most of the time I made these but they’re pretty versatile so I guess you could do  whatever I don’t really care.

And if you use this to draw something you post tag me in it with #queenofawkward27 cuz I’m curious to see the results

mrstaeminlee:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat


I FUCKING CANT

mrstaeminlee:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

I FUCKING CANT

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
image

sharkchunks:

harmonyinkpress:

writingbox:

Fewer: If you can count it, use ‘fewer’

eg: We have fewer cakes than we need.

Less: If you can’t count it, use ‘less’

eg: I have less respect for you now.

Yes. This one is a big pet peeve of mine. Less also applies to collective nouns. So, less money but fewer dollars. Less weight but fewer kilograms.

I’m glad you posted it so I can do it fewer often.

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

sluttyoliveoil:

I whip my hair back and forth

sluttyoliveoil:

I whip my hair back and forth

(Source: yodiscrepo)

What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?

(Source: scarlettjohanson)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

awwww-cute:

Just give it to me straight doc